CS305
Assignment

Once upon a time, a hundred and fifty years ago, in a town called Mdina, on the island of Malta, there lived a family, a Mummy and Daddy and two children, a boy called Peepo and a girl called Maria. The town was surrounded by big fortress walls so nobody could get in except through the one big main gate. Outside of the town lived lots of families who all worked on farms. The farms belonged to a wicked and cruel king who lived in a palace in Mdina. He made all the farmers and their children work very hard from early in the morning to late at night. He only gave them a little money, and if any of them became sick, he would not let them see a doctor, or go to bed, and sometimes the sick people died. So all the mummys, daddys and their children were very sad and very hungry. The king had plenty of money and food, and he was very greedy. Peepo and Maria's daddy worked as a cook in the king's kitchen. He was a very good cook and could make lovely cakes and puddings and bright coloured jellies, but the king was always cruel to Daddy. The king would say "this jelly is too small, I want a bigger one", and he would throw the jelly on the floor, where his dogs would eat it all up. So poor Daddy would go back to the kitchen and make a bigger jelly, and then the king would eat it all up and say, "I'm still hungry. Make a bigger one quickly, or I will chop your head off".
Spike Milligan, The Dreaded Monster Jelly
Mike Rosner (mros@cs.um.edu.mt)
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